21 years on, BMW’s “clownshoe” M Coupe strikes an even stranger, cooler chord

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You don’t have to be a BMW connoisseur to realize this car is different. It’s a squat little thing, with two doors, an extra-long hood, flared fenders, and a stubby rear end. What’s truly special about the 2001 Z3 M Coupe, however, is that the deeper you look, the more fascinating it becomes.

The Z3 M Coupe is a rad little Frankenstein, first launched for the 1999 model year. Munich plucked its most powerful street-legal engine—the S52 straight-six from the contemporary E36-generation M3, and later, the S54 from the E46-generation M3—and shoehorned that into its smallest car with its shortest wheelbase and most antiquated rear suspension design. This was a passion project for the M division’s engineering team. Creativity was essential; the BMW board mandated a tight budget and the use of as many existing parts as possible.

Three hundred and fifteen horsepower in a tiny, rear-drive, German hatchback. There was nothing like it. In 21 years, we haven’t seen its equal.

Younger enthusiasts are noticing the M Coupe’s unique qualities. Gen-Xers are, by and large, obsessed with vintage SUVs, but Hagerty quote data reveals enthusiasm around the punchy little BMW. For context, Gen-Xers and millennials together account for 52 percent of policy quotes we field for all enthusiast vehicles. Zoom into the Z3 M Coupe, and these generations account for between 67 and 70 percent. Compare the Z3 M Coupe to the Z3 M Roadster, and we observe disproportionate interest from the millennial camp. Gen-Xers may be equally interested in the soft- and the hard-top model, but the younger generation strongly prefers the Coupe.

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The Coupe’s superior handling, useful cargo area, and oddball silhouette together work in its favor. All Z3 Ms were powered by a six-cylinder engine, but the S54 from the 2001 and 2002 model years added 75 more hp than the 240-hp S52 engine used in prior, U.S.-market examples (1998–2000).

BMW used the straight-six architecture across its lineup (in “2.8” variants of the non-M Z3, for instance), but the 3.2-liter S54 got the good stuff: high-compression pistons, forged connecting rods, a 24-valve cylinder head that boasted BMW’s variable valve timing system (double VANOS, in Bimmer-speak), and scavenging oil pumps that helped keep oil where it belonged under high g loads. All that in a five-speed-manual-only coupe that weighed 300 pounds less than the M3. Spicy.

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To BMW fans with old-school loyalties, this engine represents the end of an era. This engine was the M3’s final naturally aspirated straight-six, a format that many associate with the M division’s golden years at the turn of the 21st century. The V-8 and turbo straight-sixes that followed all have their merits, but BMW never replicated the thrill of the long-legged, linear, high-revving S54 in such a distinctive chassis.

2001 BMW Z3M Coupe clownshoe S54 manual
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About that chassis: M engineers knew that an engine alone does not a sports car make, and the Z3 M Coupe—more so than the Roadster—was equipped with an underlying structure to match. The Z3 platform contains a mishmash of components from the E36-generation 3 Series up front and older, E30-generation 3 Series semi-trailing suspension out back. BMW had already stuffed the popular roadster with M3 bits the year prior, but the Coupe version added gobs of structural stability to complement the utility and visual interest. At the time, BMW claimed that the 2001 M Coupe was the stiffest car it had ever made. All the body reinforcements made for the Z3 M Roadster carried over to the hard-top version, as did the limited-slip differential. To that, BMW added firmer rear springs and a slightly larger anti-roll bar. Additional door braces and a beefier windshield frame further strengthened the chassis as did, of course, the roof.

Despite its reputation for being a handful to control at the limit (Car and Driver emphasized its “delinquency”), the M Coupe is rather friendly below that dicey threshold. You won’t relish stop-and-go traffic, but the clutch doesn’t mind, and an hour-long drive can be enjoyed cramp-free. The rev-happy engine enjoys full exploration of lower gears. The five-speed is intuitively smooth, the gates solid and clear. Squeeze the throttle, and the hood rises visibly as the rear end hunkers down. It’s entertaining, every time. The straight-six sings up an octave with each number the tach needle passes, always eager to go higher. The front wheels seem so far away you feel as though you’re driving a chariot. Through mountain roads, the suspension is more compliant than you might expect. The car feels inviting instead of scary in the way it sets the hook and responds to inputs. The slide into delinquency is a slippery one.

The interior is more grand tourer than weekend racer. This was a time before carbon-fiber accents and chintzy build plaques were de rigueur. BMW instead serves up simple, clean lines, supple black Nappa leather seats, and a steering wheel that places your elbows nicely apart. The rim, thankfully, isn’t sized for Rachmaninoff. The cabin’s only questionable flair, in your author’s opinion, is the chrome: The shiny bezels around the gauges, dials, and shifter boot read as dated 21 years later, rather than retro. A satin finish would class them up perfectly.

2001 BMW Z3M Coupe clownshoe S54 manual
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That said, the value of a clean, original M Coupe might discourage owners from fussing with it. BMW only made 6291 Z3 M Coupes from the 1999 to 2002 model years. Of those, only 1112 have the later, higher-output, S54 engine, which accounts for a $22,800 premium over the earlier S52. For a well-maintained 2001 or 2002 model in #3 (Good) condition, you’ll be spending around $49K, compared to $36,700 for a 1999 or 2000 car in the same condition. Values are increasing, too: Since 2019, prices for both “clownshoes” have risen 30 percent. The cars are becoming more common sights at auction: In 2019, we only spotted four. Last year, we counted 12.

The appeal is real. Even during Monterey’s notoriously swanky auction week—and on Cannery Row, a hotspot of exotic car watching—this coupe turns heads. The Laguna Seca Blue paint has something to do with it; the blue is tinged with just enough green to not belong in the ultramarine era of 2022. The soundtrack helps as well, since the athletic tenor of a naturally aspirated straight-six is nowhere to be found in modern showrooms. In the midst of dramatic blow-off valves and screaming, flat-plane-crank V-8s, the S54 is relatively understated. That funky silhouette does most of the work.

It may not be the lowest, the loudest, or the most powerful, but that’s part of the charm. Accessible performance, designed to delight. Without superlatives, this wonderful, oddball Bimmer stands alone.

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    This car represents everything that built BMW into an great enthusiast’s car brand. Small, sporty and fun, their greatest engine configuration, high quality construction, and that very important bit of weirdness to the design so it doesn’t look like other cars.

    It’s a great and fun car. Forget the BMW jokes for the moment but they don’t build cars like this anymore.

    In reference to the article’s title, I don’t see how it could get any stranger than it was when new, and it has never been “cool”, and never will be: it is too goofy-looking.

    I have a ’97 JDM Z3 M Roadster that is, unfortunately, a 1.9 l four banger. If, as you say, “All Z3 Ms were powered by a six-cylinder engine,” I’d sure like to have my 6 back 😉 Given the pristine condition and low mileage, I would be very surprised if it was discovered that the 1.9 was not original.

    There is no denying the structural benefits of the coupe over the roadster. However, roadster owners can do things to limit some of the frame’s flexing both from side to side and from front to back. (Check out Strong Strut’s front strut, rear end butt strut and frame stiffeners.) The rear end failures are frequently experienced from hard street/track use and/or drag racing clutch popping. Many critics also discuss the E30 rear suspension making the coupe and roadster unstable/difficult/tricky to handle. That said, why do so many BMW enthusiasts seek out E30’s? I guess by now you realize that I have an m roadster (2002 roadster owner since 2005) – driving one is the most fun you can have while still having your pants on!

    We have an M Roadster for my wife…”Blue-J, and an M coupe for me…”Slipper”.
    I built an S50B30US into an E30 318 in 1997…the 318 ISNT. Still my favorite car.
    Picked up a black E30 32iC recently…swapping in the S52 from my crashed MRoadster….Dr. Who (sigh). She’ll be regenerated as the Bumble Bee, with black and yellow color scheme.

    I know, it’s a tough life for me.

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