Equipment
The car card said Restored 8 years ago. Driven only 1,000 miles since! facts which would be hard to deduce from looking at this decrepit slug. Awful repaint, dull interior wood, tired and untouched underhood, windows rattle, heater bypassed. Closely resembles a large chest type freezer on wheels, and has had about as much attention.
Market commentary
There can be only three reasons why this Jag was driven only 1,000 miles in 8 years: 1) it kept breaking, or catching on fire, every time it was used; 2) the owner was mortified to be seen in it; or 3) both. Most onlookers would select 3. Most old Good Humor trucks (which the Jag closely resembles) have had better attention than this Jag. Maybe adding bells and a cooler would make it more saleable as a (more obvious) joke