Behind the Curtain: The secret life of Hollywood “picture” cars

Jeff McLaughlin

Chances are, you’ve watched a television show or a film in the past few days. Since you’re reading this on a website dedicated to all things automotive, you likely paid attention to the cars on screen. More than the average viewer would.

“I know I’ve seen that Volvo wagon before.”

“Why are there three Suburbans and one Expedition in that blacked-out motorcade?”

“Old Lamborghini and a younger driver—interesting choice. Wonder why they didn’t use something newer?”

I work as a motion-picture and television camera technician in the smallish coastal city of Wilmington, North Carolina. For decades, Wilmington has pretended to be many places. It recently stood in for suburban Denver in The Black Phone, for Woodsboro, California in Scream 5, and for Haddonfield, Illinois in Halloween Kills. Locals in my business are a tight-knit community, and we’re proud to host these high-profile projects. When a new show comes to town, we offer up every available resource to accommodate a production’s creative vision.

Period Picture Car Fleet
A fleet of cars from the same bygone era await their scenes. Jeff McLaughlin

On good days, I spend much of my time attaching cameras to cars, finding creative places to put cameras inside cars, and preventing cameras from being destroyed by cars. Hot rods, rat rods, supercars, subpar cars, celebrity cars, cars owned by that weird guy down the street; when I get to work, they’re all just magically . . . there.

“Jeff, we’ve worked together for over a decade. You’ve never told me where any of these cars come from.”

He gives a casual side-eye, like George Burns in his prime. “You never asked.”

My friend Jeff McLaughlin owns Port City Picture Cars. His official title is Picture Car Coordinator, and when he’s hired by a production, he’s front and center for its vehicular casting and procurement, for the repairs those cars inevitably need, and for their eventual sale. You won’t see Jeff’s name near the top of any film credits, and if he’s working with a TV show, it likely won’t be included at all.

“There are two different types of shows,” he says. “The shows where directors tell you exactly what they want, and the shows where you can sit down with them and help figure out what they really need.”

Jeff McLaughlin
Picture Car Coordinator Jeff McLaughlin. Jeff is often cast as a driver for scenes that involve “difficult” cars. This time, he’s “John.” Jeff McLaughlin

Most of the time, Jeff can read a script and know immediately where to start his search—and what kind of creative automotive challenges the production will face. Where the story takes place, what the main characters do for a living, their ages, it all paints a picture of the fleet he’ll need to assemble.

If there’s a private jet written into the story, Jeff will likely need a high-end luxury vehicle or two to greet the aircraft on the tarmac at Wilmington International. The big-city location of a short cut scene will see him mentally lining up buses and a small fleet of Ford Crown Victoria taxis, to serve as background traffic on the few blocks of downtown Wilmington that can realistically pass for a metropolis. Local car clubs will likely be his first call for a flashback scene that will need period-correct vehicles in factory colors.

Jeff in a Stunt Pod
Jeff testing out a stunt pod atop a period picture car. A completely separate, working cockpit is often built on the roofs of cars used in stunt scenes so a professional driver can safely complete the stunt. Jeff McLaughlin

“This job,” he says, “is all about great networking and a little co-op-ertition. Everyone is competition, but we all have to work together.”

That “co-op-ertition” is a reality of working in the film industry. Think of us as circus carnies with health plans. We’re all temporary workers, never knowing where and what our next job might be. That picture-car coordinator you out-interviewed for your current job might know a trick to get that finicky ’72 Saab started. The Saab the director begged for. The Saab you predicted wouldn’t make it through the ten-week shoot. That Saab-whisperer is gonna save your job, and one day, you’ll return the favor with a referral to the best damn vinyl-wrap guy in town. The guy who can turn three Crown Vic police cars into taxis overnight. Co-op-ertition keeps everyone working.

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A mixture of Crown Victoria, Explorer, and Taurus police vehicles. Jeff McLaughlin

When a new production arrives—this time it’s a limited-run TV series—Jeff is invited to meet with the director, the producers, and a myriad of assistants. The first car they want to lock down is a director’s choice: a brown Ferrari for an actor who will be a series regular.

TV scripts can be incredibly descriptive when introducing new characters. Character development is often driven by . . . unconventional adjectives.

“This kid’s a douche. He needs to give off a rich douchey vibe.”

“We can get a brown Ferrari Roma out of Miami from a collector I’ve used before, but for the 20 days scheduled, it would cost us $45,000.”

In the world of picture cars, money adds up quick. Jeff knows that this particular Ferrari owner will stipulate covered transport with a specific kind of lift gate, that he has made climate-controlled storage a strict requirement, and that the production will need an additional insurance rider. For reference, the current Screen Actors Guild scale pay for actors in a major TV role, the union-mandated minimum, ranges from $6000 to $9000 per week, depending on episode length. Which means that Ferrari is more expensive to hire than the fairly recognizable human actor they’ve already cast, who was also in that other show you just saw. (You know, that guy from the thing.)

With the Roma, the producers winced. But Jeff had an alternative on deck.

“We also have a few local options. I can bring in a Lamborghini Murciélago in burnt orange. It’s a little older, but the owner isn’t asking nearly as much. If we can give him a few thousand a week and bring him out to the sets after we wrap, for a tour, it’s ours.”

Being able to offer owners an experience instead of money can be critical to securing many of these high-end vehicles, and Jeff is happy to oblige as best he can. Recent COVID precautions on set have limited visitor permits when actors and crew are present, but other perks can still sweeten the deal. Photos of well-known actors in or next to a car, or a special thanks in the credits, can go a long way. Sometimes, an owner can even finagle their way onto the screen as the driver of their own car.

Fiscal savings aside, Jeff liked the Murciélago as a safer bet for the show. He has a personal relationship with a certified Lamborghini service center (amazingly, this center is actually run by a guy named Tony), and the Murcie’s owner is more than happy to deliver the car. In the worst-case scenario, there are 15 similar orange Lamborghinis on eBay at any given time. The car can be recast fairly easily, if necessary.

The director agreed, and the “hero car” was set. Attention shifted to a future scene that will require multiple black SUVs. “Now what about the private motorcade in episode three?”

Most of the time, Jeff’s go-to plan for imposing, long-wheelbase SUVs simply involves renting a few from one of the big national rental outlets, then tinting the windows. Consumer rental cars are well-maintained, they’re registered for public roads, and they don’t need to be trailered to set. When the show is done, Jeff can simply remove the tint and turn the cars in, no one the wiser.

Still, as the rest of us know from just trying to find something to drive on vacation, the national rental-car shortage has really limited options.

“We can rent two Suburbans and an Expedition” Jeff told the director, “and throw a couple unmarked Chargers in there for filler. Availability may get better, but that’s what we can lock down today.”

Jeff's Fleet
Jeff McLaughlin

In that case, Jeff’s second option was more of a moonshot.

“I have a contact at Mercedes in Germany. We could try to work out a deal with them to provide promotional vehicles for the run of the show. I think three G-Wagens would be ideal.”

The less exotic, yet still prominently featured, hero cars often have more humble origins, but they usually require the same deep networking. Jeff makes the call. Twenty-four hours later, he has a voicemail from a Mercedes rep asking what color trucks they should send, when he needs them, and where they should be delivered. The carmaker’s marketing people are familiar with the project, they’ve worked with this particular network before, and they’re motivated to get involved in the series early.

Sometimes it’s that easy. And sometimes, there are caveats.

Production accountants love for a show to have a direct relationship with a car manufacturer, but to the folks in the writer’s room, it’s just more work. Vehicular cast members often have to conform to a stricter set of rules than their fleshy human counterparts. Such as:

  • No drunk driving
  • No alcoholic beverages visible in the car
  • The car cannot be used as a weapon
  • If the car is to be in an accident scene, its driver cannot be at fault
  • No sex in the vehicle
  • Most importantly, all actors must be wearing their seatbelts when the vehicle is portrayed as moving.

Large carmakers like Stellantis have a separate marketing entity that ensures their products are being showcased accordingly, sometimes sending a representative to police the set. Other manufacturers just want to read the scripts in advance. More often than not, it’s up to Jeff and his team to make sure any guidelines are followed. With the average well-budgeted TV show costing between $15,000 and $20,000 per hour to produce, a prop or continuity miscue that accidentally puts a beer bottle in the hand of a driving actor might cost production $30,000 or $40,000 to properly reshoot. This sort of screwup is ultimately not on Jeff, but his relationships are at stake regardless.

When money is no object and the writers have carte blanche, the most common and straightforward way to cast cars simply puts the production company’s name on the titles: They buy the sheet metal. If it’s an older model, Jeff recommends getting two.

“Older, lower tech doesn’t save money. More breakdowns mean more lost time. You can save two hours of lost production time if you have a second car and a good paint or wrap guy.”

Jeff's Paint Guys
Jeff’s paint “guys” put the finishing touches on a van mural. Jeff McLaughlin

When working with a fleet of production-owned cars, Jeff explains, it’s imperative to have a silent army of “guys,” ready to take on any specialty automotive repair you can think of, on almost no notice.

“Paint guy, tire guy, bodywork guy, frame guy, all these guys love working with us. We get them involved and really make them a part of the show. Also, we pay fast.”

Jeff's Body Guys
A picture car visiting one of Jeff’s bodywork “guys” shops. Jeff McLaughlin

Most of these “guys” make their living from insurance work, which can take up to 90 days to produce payment. When the Volvo wagon that Jeff politely asked the eager stunt guy to not neutral-drop into a mild and yet catastrophic burnout comes back shifting flawlessly less than 12 hours later, the bill is paid immediately. After a background actor accidentally reverses a vehicle into the rear quarter of a production’s hero police car, Jeff is at the body shop, after hours, with a check.

When the first assistant director calls wrap, the show’s principal photography comes to a close. If the vehicles have no reshoots scheduled, the G-wagens are picked up promptly, the taxi wraps come off, and the production-owned picture cars are quietly put up for sale. Many times, the crew will get first dibs to make reasonable offers on the latter. Mostly, however, those cars wind up selling online unceremoniously, without being advertised “as seen in … ”

“The only way [anyone would know] these are picture cars is because the previous owner is listed on the title as 20th Century Fox or Paramount Pictures,” Jeff says. “Even then, most people don’t even notice. They sign the title, take it to the DMV, and a new one comes in the mail a few weeks later.”

Some of the more commonly used models will continue on as career picture vehicles, having already been painted ten or 15 times. There’s no need to take them down to bare metal—the body shop gets told to simply paint over the last coat, so the car can quickly be offered up for another show.

Period Police Cars
Jeff McLaughlin

“I’ve had some with paint so thick, you can barely open the doors,” Jeff laughs. “A deep chip looks like a bite out of a gobstopper . . . You’re unlikely to find rust on any of ’em.”

He’s rarely sad to see them go. “I treat them all like they’re my own. A lot of them, I’ll see again.”

As for that newly transmissioned Volvo wagon, there are other plans.

“Another picture-car coordinator has dibs. He thinks it’ll make a great mom-mobile in a dark comedy that wants to shoot here next month,” he says. “That’s co-op-ertition.”

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There’s likely no pot of gold under the hood of this 1957 Chevy, which was kind of a disaster for Jeff on set. Jeff McLaughlin

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Darwin Brandis is a motion-picture and TV camera technician from Wilmington, North Carolina. As his website so charmingly notes, he is “an avid automobile enthusiast who loves exotic cheeses and can run really, really fast.” This is his second story for Hagerty—his first was on selling a relative’s Ford to Carvana.

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Comments

    Good insider article about the Picture Car biz. I have had cars involved in a bunch of productions in the DC area over the years. Doing so is not easy on the cars. Don’t subject your cream puff rides to Picture Car work. I have had cars dinged and dented. Cars idling in upper 90s heat for hours. Long, boring hours waiting for the shoot to start. Cars rode hard & put up wet. That said – I wouldn’t trade the experiences I’ve had, the folks I’ve met, the insider access I’ve been part of. Here’s to you, Wonder Woman!

    i rented my 74 Superior Cadillac endloader hearse to a movie once. the movie was “coconut hero”. that was fun, made a few bucks. the vehicle wrangler for the movie wanted to buy my car, but i would not sell. she found one for sale elsewhere and bought it.
    how they found me was a fluke. an employee went around to all the local auto shops with a list of vehicles they needed. after speaking to a small shop where i live about a pickup, the shop asked if there was anything else they needed. after hearing, “a hearse, but we will never find one”, he put them on to me…..

    I’ve rented mine out to 2 different movies, but insisted on doing the driving myself and had no issues. It was a fun experience.

    My DeLorean got used as a back-up vehicle on an episode of Fat & Furious. I got a steak dinner out of it. Still, an interesting experience to watch the production.

    Ever notice during interior shots of moving cars that the gear shift is in “park?” And speaking of restored cars used to simulate 40’s and 50’s daily drivers – why do most of them have white wall tires? I’ve never seen so many white wall tires on taxis. My wife thinks I’m anal. Gee…..

    My 1958 Studebaker Commander four door sedan was in the movie “The Help” filmed in Greenville, Mississippi. The crew took the details very seriously. The first thing they did was change the license plate to an authentic 1963 license plate. Even though it was filmed at least fifty yards away. It was used one day of filming and appeared in the movie for about ten seconds.
    I made $500 for the day. They paid for the use of the car and for my time there.
    It was a fun and profitable day.

    I live and work in the film industry based out of Vancouver, BC so I found this article Interesting. We get a lot of American network episodics and big budget features. I drive occasionally a 2010 Maserati granturismo cabriolet and one day on set the picture car coordinator noticed me pull up to
    crew park. Hours later he found me on set (I work in the camera department) and he asked me if the car was mine. I replied yes. He asked if I was interested in having production rent it for a few days. I said sure. $1000/day, flat truck pickup And drop Off and they even detailed and washed it after every use.
    The first day it showed up the director came to me and asked me to Show the actress how to get in! The crew had a laugh. I moved On to other series but the show returned for Season two and
    Sure enough they asked if I still Had the car. Easy money!
    Those that are interested the series was called ‘The Arrangement’.

    I rented my Cobra replica to a production company once. It wasn’t even driven, it just sat at the curb as a background piece. But when they finished with it, a very nervous and sweating young female production assistant drove it back to my shop. She was shaking. It seems everyone on the set believed it to be a multi-million original and stressed that value to her just before she drove it across Portland during rush hour to return it! I had a good laugh and she was relieved – and yes, I had certificates of insurance from the production company for the time the car was in their possession – a topic I’m surprised was not brought up.

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